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to whip a pearl of jizz off of the tip of your dick at a very fast speed. mostly after intercourse when theres some leftovers. Also common after masturbating when you're too lazy to wipe... Or drunk.
kid 1 Yo man Spongebob Squarepants 3d was fucking nuts.
kid 2 yeah man I like where we were sitting.. alot of privacy for you know what
Kid 1 Uh what the fuck?
Kid 2 Yeah! That corners got silver meteors all over it. Sandy was looking too hot for me not to whip it out in the theatre. I was over there fucking shit UPP!
(awkward silence)
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An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.
Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.
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When an old person breaks wind and doesn’t ask to be excused. Most of the time it’s because they just flat-out don’t care about anything anymore. These people are clinging onto their golden years dreaming about the dawn of flying cars. Instead, they were blessed with Nickelback and the Tide-Pod Challenges.
I rode the elevator with grandpa and his silver sneakers. I thought I was going to die.
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The only object in the universe capable of killing an 80's disco werewolf.
Guy 1:We were partying last night, when this giant werewolf with an afro ran by being chased by some dude in a Van Helsing coat and a silver mullet..
Guy 2: Were you doing drugs?
Guy 1: Maybe...
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Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.
"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."
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Fabulous, fun 925 Sterling Silver jewellery without the flabbergasting price tag attached.
Lux Silver sprees are typically a natural female over-reaction to:
a) A nasty break-up with a single-celled moronic buffoon.
b) Celebratory occasions ie: discovering your high school nemesis is fat and ugly (thank you Fbook).
c) Ecstatic news ie: the blood tests were negative.
d) Terrible news ie: your in-laws are coming.
Lux Silver sprees have proven to be highly effective when exacting hockey-husband revenge, or when seeking PMS relief without the calories.
Also known to be a very healthy alternative to murdering your in-laws.
Put down the knife...and pamper yourself!
I indulge my bling-fetish with Lux Silver therapy.
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An elderly person, most often female.
Sorry I'm late, I was stuck driving behind a silver perm doing 35 in a 55.
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