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Pocket-Sized Cock Tease

A pocket-sized cock tease, also referred to as a PSCT, refers to the younger counterpart of a relationship involving an older male and a younger female. The PSCT is very small, no more than 5' 3", and has the tendency to look like a rodent. Because they reside in your friend's pants, they believe that makes them your friend. They are wrong.

"Did you see the way Megan was sexing him up?"
"God, she's such a pocket-sized cock tease."

by Jonathan Swift March 11, 2008

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asian fun size

basically tiny or small. you usually say this to boys. it will offend them. Asians are small fun sizes are small you get the point

Tommy you have a Asian fun size that nobody wants.

by marz-cedes March 15, 2016

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Pocket sized sluts

Midgets that want to have sex.

Ricky and Bryan found to pocket sized sluts to fuck.

by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019

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One size fits most

To perform well during sexual intercourse; to satisfy a woman

You know that girl I partied with last night? One size fits most.

by Tenshinhan August 3, 2010

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Wendy's Family Size Chili

A Wendy's Family Size Chili is when a male eats an entire family sized container of chili from Wendy's and proceeds to butt fuck a female. Some time during inter-anal activities, the male removes his member from her glutial divide and vomits the entirety of the family sized Wendy's chili onto her ass. He then proceeds to re-insert his genitalia into her vaginal canal, to completion, thus attempting to make a family.

Tyler totally did the Wendy's Family Size Chili to his sister!
Hey Patch wanna do a Wendy's Family Size Chili later?

by BlackMark3tBaby August 4, 2019

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Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010

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Size 00 (Double Zero)

The lowest/smallest size in clothes (mostly pants). Girls that are 00's are very, very, very, very, very, very skinny. No meat whatsoevar. Just because they are 00 doesn't mean they,re anorexic, I have friends that are 00's. You can be a 00 naturally, but a bulimic more than likely isn't. (I'm not saying they aren't.) 00 pants are very small and the shirt equilvalant is an extra- small.

Size 34*: OMG look at that girl over there she is soooo skinny.

Me: That's my bestfriend, she's really nice.
Size 34: Is she like a Size 00 (double zero)?
Me: Yes.
Size 34: OMFG IS SHE ANOREXIC???
Me: No, she's actually very healthy so back off troll!!!

*Not in waist inches the actual size 34.
NOTE: This not a real story but my bestfriend is like a size 0,00, or 1. I'm not saying all size 34's act or say stuff like this I'm just generalizing.

by KoreanNameIsYoonHwa April 4, 2012

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