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To masturbate furiously into a sock.
Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.
The opposite of touch some grass. It is because touchscreens are glass
I love being outside.
Bro touch some glass
to drink many beers
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A guy in my office from Boston.
Hey brah! Let's tilt some bins and have a wicked pissah!
The act of hooking up with a chick and becoming intimate with her private lady parts. An obviously naughty reference to Goldilocks and the three bears where it was presumed that Papa Bear had the hottest bowl of porridge in the household. A calm, respectable reference to hooking up with a chick without saying any dirty words.
Steve: Wow! That chick in the blue is into you.
Chris: I know. She's buying some shots of Jagermeister. After that we're goanna go back to her place and I'm going to get some porridge.
A jocular and sarcastic way to deliver some brutally honest criticism under the guise of it being a third party’s opinion.
Hey Marshall I know there’s been some chatter about you not being a good fit for this job. I’ve heard some terms thrown around like “terrible hire” and “first to go”, but I want you to ignore the noise and keep doing what you’re doing.
to give head
boy: want to toss some suction my way?
girl: okay!
People who act stupid or dumb for no good reason.
"Bro Arlin you on some nutshit today."