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When one's pubic hair is longer than their genitles (this only works for males, or does it???)
"wow, he/she's got the mexican spaghetti",
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When an awkward person is saved from embarrassment by offering their pocket spaghetti
“No I won’t exclusively date you”
(Pulls out pocket spaghetti)
“Oh shit aight”
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The act of a male having sex with a female while she is on her period. The act most commonly takes place in the kitchen, preferably on the kitchen table while having dinner.
" My girl wanted some spaghetti and meatballs for dinner."
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A spaghetti taco is a young promiscuous, provocative italian-american female. She wears tight, trampy cloths and has an obnoixous and selfish personality. Pretty much any girl on the Jersey Shore television program.
That Meadow Soprano/Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola wannabe, what a Spaghetti Taco!
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A hoe dat suck yo dick off afta she eat spaghetti and noodles be stuck up in yo dick hole.
Scott: My girl be a spaghetti hoe, she ate chef boyardee den give me brain i had a noodle out my dick hole. Shit was tits.
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You insert noodles into the partners butthole. Then you put marinara sauce on your meaty balls and flop them around the partners mouth. Basically teabagging their face.
Aww yes little timmy this spaghetti sex turns me on so much I think I'm gonna cum!
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When you stick an uncooked spaghetti noodle into the hole of your penis and break it off inside. Then you beat the meat until you’re about to cum and edge until you see an unsuspecting female, as she’s walking by, you cum on her while yelling “BOOM SPAGHETTI!” And cum and spaghetti shrapnel shoot all over her. Usually leads to the female falling in love with you
Joe: Hey what happened with you and that girl last night
Mike: Oh I totally Boom Spaghetti’d her. She’s in love with me now
Joe: Shit really?
Mike: yeah
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