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going to bed. (as in hitting the bed spread)
I'm exhausted...I'm gonna go hit spreads.
When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.
Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk
when a girl spreads her pussy lips in order to invite you for sex. the "invitation" comes from the notion that the girl is intentionally making her vagina and clit easier to access.
this can either be done with the girl on her back (for missionary) or with the girl bent over (for doggystyle).
bernice told me she was horny and asked me to come over. when i asked for proof, she just sent a picture with her spreading her pussy.
A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned
Well how John spread the beans last night
A trend that social justice warriors, especially white cult kids, use to get people to quit using the 'r' word ("retard") for brownie points, but also participate in bigotry.
These "spread the word to end the word" girls just said to stop using the 'r' word and then bullied someone for using a wheelchair? Damn they're all huge hypocrites!
A campaign to stop the use of the word "retard" or "retarded" they call it the r word seriously people with disabilities need to realize we're not calling them that word
Ryan This is retarded
Dave No you need to spread the word to end the word
Ryan Ok I will not use the r word again
Dave Good