Angry Squid

When a man gives a woman a facial and gets semen in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. This is done in a similar fashion to the mating of Giant Squids.

"Oh man, she turned into an Angry Squid, last night, after I blew my load in her face."

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squid market

a large gathering of squiddies or biddies, either really young or of milf status that a male can go to and pick which squiddie or biddie he wants to fuck either vaginally orally or anally.

Garrett: yo what you wanna do tonight?
Marc: lets hit that squid market my dude

Chuck: yo bar-keep where all the biddies at
Bar-keep: down the block at the squid market

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Squid Game

overrated

Squid game is extremely overrated

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squid parade

A large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. Usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. Can be immobile as well.

Most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during Halloween.

Squid parades make for easy squid hunting.

example 1: John: shit, dude, you see all those squiddies?

Jason: Yeah, that's a fuckin squid parade

Example 2: yo there's a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.

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squid jigging

v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.

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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.

I'll be thinking that's what she said.

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squid bump

male version of "scissoring" having balls making contact with eaachother

Those two queers sure do like to take part in squid bumping

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squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

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