A squid ring is the scientific term for female genitalia. The name is derrived from the sloshy, squidgy appearence of the fanny, the word ring is derrivitive of the big blag hole you stick your pork sword into.
Billy: Heyyyy Cassa, u so sxc. gotta nice birra sosage thats needin a slimey cuddle
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk
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A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.
"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."
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A large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. Usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. Can be immobile as well.
Most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during Halloween.
Squid parades make for easy squid hunting.
example 1: John: shit, dude, you see all those squiddies?
Jason: Yeah, that's a fuckin squid parade
Example 2: yo there's a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.
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male version of "scissoring" having balls making contact with eaachother
Those two queers sure do like to take part in squid bumping
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v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.
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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.
I'll be thinking that's what she said.
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A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.
Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week
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