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city stalking

Watching over a cities night life on a high ledge or building.

“Batman is a master of city stalking”

“I go city stalking with my friends, we see cops speed down roads, drunk people go home and cool cars buzz by”

by IFiWasAking March 17, 2023


hawk stalking

When someone stalks a person using social networks or watches them from a far distance trying not to arouse suspicion.

girl1: Bob has been totally hawk stalking you, he gets your tweets sent straight to his phone and he is always on your facebook profile girl!
girl2: OMG I never thought he would be a hawk stalker but the othher day I need see him watching me while I was having lunch.

by gurrrllll August 20, 2011


spooky stalk

when the bump in your trousers makes it look like you have a boner.

"ha ha look, john has a boner!"
"don't worry guys. it's just a spooky stalk"

by sdfhkjsdfhk October 8, 2019


e-stalk

When a co-worker spends half his day looking up references online pertaining to your name or nickname. Usually defined by a mancrush that would cause the coworker to look you up online to find more about you.

Matt just keeps looking up my name online. He must want to go on an e-date with me...the wacko! The Freaking e-stalker

Why does Matt keep sending me links to my nickname online? He must really have a Man-Crush on me...I think that he wants to get into my e-pant I think that he's e-stalking me..

by C-pher November 18, 2009


mirror stalking

the art of candid oogling of women in the gym using one or more mirrors in order to avoid detection by not turning your head,only your eyes.

all men in the gym enjoy mirror stalking between sets

by mikalobe420 March 22, 2012


twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.

You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.

by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012


Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.

“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”

by UserKing004 September 12, 2018