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kitty stalking

That weird thing cats do sometimes where they follow their owner around the house, usually accompanied by incessant meowing for attention or food.

“Ugh, Lemons is seriously kitty stalking me right now. He’s meowing outside the bathroom since I shut the door.”

by Sonshine October 16, 2019


account stalking

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion

Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts

by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 27, 2017


preventative stalking

When you stalk someone online after they make contact with you, you know, just to be sure they aren't some weird stalker type

No, it's not weird that I looked at his photos from two years ago, I was just doing preventative stalking

by carlydan February 2, 2015


twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.

You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.

by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012


spotify stalk

when you listen to whatever other people are listening to or, “ stalking ” their spotify feed.

example - on certain socials it’ll say what someone’s listening to on spotify, so someone who is spotify stalking would be constantly looking at what someone’s listening to.

person one - dude, where did these songs come from?
person two - i just spotify stalked someone and added these songs to a playlist

by em <3 September 12, 2021


Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.

“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”

by UserKing004 September 12, 2018


e-stalk

When a co-worker spends half his day looking up references online pertaining to your name or nickname. Usually defined by a mancrush that would cause the coworker to look you up online to find more about you.

Matt just keeps looking up my name online. He must want to go on an e-date with me...the wacko! The Freaking e-stalker

Why does Matt keep sending me links to my nickname online? He must really have a Man-Crush on me...I think that he wants to get into my e-pant I think that he's e-stalking me..

by C-pher November 18, 2009