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The Burke Studies

The Burke studies” were a scientific study took place in 2018. In these studies, a highly respected research group ran a series of tests to find if “Hailey Burke” is attractive (despite her beliefs). Not only did the conclusion state that Hailey Burke was indeed very attractive, but also that she is an amazing person and one of the most wonderful friends in existence.

The results of “The Burke Studies” were very obvious.

“The Burke Studies” weren’t needed to tell us these results; this is already known.

by Speaker of Facts September 3, 2018


Studying Four

Studying method in which the student utilizes flashcards and copious amounts of sugary alcohol to learn test vocab in college. For every card he or she guesses right, he or she takes a drink of four loko.

"Not now man, I'm studying four my vocab test." "Oh ya I had to study four two tests and a midterm last night"

by ilikethebums October 31, 2011


The studies show

No I believe it because the studies show that it's what's happening. Therefore, it isn't a belief. It is a true thing that is happening, actually.

Hym "Yeah, the studies show that women are selecting men 6< for short term reproductive success and men >6 for long term relationships. The studies on the issue... Are literally just Critical fat cock theory. Now, you have to consider: Why are the relationships short term? Are they INTENDED to be short term? Is it just hooking up? IRRELEVANT! EITHER WAT that is what they are seeking out INITIALLY. Are they coming out of the gate seeking long term relationships? No. So, when the fat cocks are done with them? Relationship time! That's critical fat cock theory. And it isn't a 'belief.' It isn't misinformation. It's MALINFORMATION (According to that bitch Cory who "DiD tHe ReSeArCh" and I'll tell you what, if I get my hands on her, she's going to need to do some research on why her ass is pink... I'll give you a hint! 🖐). Which means 'Information that is TRUE but makes people look bad.' This just IS what's happening. The data shows that it's happening. If you ask them what they are doing or looking for they will tell you what they're doing. That's why the religion. It's a breeding cult to protect the fact cocks. Critical fat cock theory explains everything! It's the grand unifying theory of human interaction."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2023


Study tower

A tower several stories high that someone studies their opponent from while being literally over their head enough that they wouldn't need any metaphors.

The girl thought several steps ahead of anyone she studied from her study tower.

by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019


study

Adult definition: the act of reading, investigation, or practicing to better understand a certain subject

Child/Teen definition: the act of texting, watching television, or playing video games with an open textbook nearby

The boy stayed up all night trying to study for his test the next day.

by SwatBoi_Jeff December 4, 2019


Study

A way of thinking that is different to many others, this usually involves massive headaches and urges for a “little something” from nearby desired partners. Many people associate this with the desire to start gaming.

Partner: do you want to come to my house and study?

Partner 2: Hell yeah!

by The Antisocial Therapist <4 July 2, 2021


Study

The act of watching TV, Netflix or YouTube or playing Fortnite while having an open book/textbook nearby

"Hey man, Are you busy?"
"Yeah, I'm busy studying"

by FateF September 9, 2018