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When you're sitting on the toilet after a mega dump and you reach back for a courtesy flush. All of a sudden you feel your nads surfing right before the toilet overflows and floods your socks. Not a good feeling and one that's best avoided.
Instead of flushing, the toilet gave me a ball surf.
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The act of nodding off, then upon realizing that your head has fallen forward, pulling it back up in an attempt to stay awake. Happens most frequently while in front of a computer working on a boring report or in long meetings/lectures/classes.
Dude. Did you see Jim head surfing through today's Econ 101 lecture? He was fighting hard to stay awake!
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a gay incarnation of surfing usually done by gay frat boys and overly intoxicated girls
what a bunch of wake surfing assholes
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In the Game Battlefield 2142, players who choose to play the squad leader roles and with the correct unlocks can use two different drones on the battlemap.
These drones float or hover just above the squad leaders position above head height.
A feature of the game is EMP strike which effect the drones, when hit by one from either an EMP strike from the commander or EMP grenade the drone will drop to the ground.
Squad leaders are then able to stand on top the drone, which due to the programming of the game resulted in the drone wanting to constantly be above the squad leader.
This resulted in the drone lifting the squad leader an infinite height above the battlefield
or to reach tall buildings normally inaccessible.
It was normally regarded as a glitch by the general number of players and banned on most public servers
Patches Released by DiCE (Maker of the game) has vitually eliminated this but it can still be done with the use of low ledges.
Player 1: where are they shooting us from
Player 2: from the top of that building
Player 1: how did they get up there
Player 2: Drone Surfing
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Riding on the back of a Harley across the country without any reservations.
Badonkeedonk surfing the Ironhorse, stealth camping on the ground and nappy hair for the next 3 weeks! No plans...no reservations (see what I did there?) Look out STURGIS...here comes trouble! GOTTA LOVE IT!
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When browsing the internet, you stroke and click the mouse so fast as if you're playing Crysis.
On a summer's day....
Matt: *sees Gary with his computer* Holy shit! Playing Crysis 2??
Gary: Nope, just going through Facebook. Too many tabs, so I did FPS surfing
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to make and use a dildo carved from a potatoe, leaving slivers of potatoe in the cavity wich it was inside.
1. "Oh man, I went surf treading last night, and now im all dried out!"
2. Julia was shunned from soceity for being cuaght publicly surf treading.
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