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Detective 1: I think we found something over here. Might be our Cosby Sweater. Pulls used condom out of dumpster
Detective 2: Dude, that's gross. But yea, probably our Cosby Sweater.
Detective 1: Who thinks about putting on a condom before raping someone?
Detective 2: They walk around with it on. Now please, put that thing in a bag.
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This typically refers to somone who loves sweaters. They may not be able to pronounce their own name. It is likely that they also love yellow, despite people around them not liking it.
Hey do you like my yellow sweater?
NO Sweater Maureen!
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The FIRST Thursday of every month, every able body man shall dress with darker wash jeans, white belt, and a sweater vest with a long sleeved half formal shirt under the sweater vest.
Wearing a sweater vest not on the first Thursday of every month is an abomination.
Sweater vests are also chick magnets and totally not gay
bro1: Alright we all know tomorrow is Thursday right?
bro2: hellz yeah bro! sweater vest Thursday!
bro1: yeah bro. lookin stylish and pickin up chicks
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Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.
Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.
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a party where everyone is required to wear a hideous holiday sweater.
a party titled ugly sweater party where you must have santa embroidery, snowmen, stars of david, reindeer some holiday symbol upon a sweater
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(adj.) A description of, or having the qualities of, a male that one should have dated in high school, but did not. Used most often as a term describing regret.
Leslie: "Hey, do you remember Jeremiah from homeroom?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."
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A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.
Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.