Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.

Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

see you later tater

Used for saying goodbye.

See you later tater. I'll see you tomorrow.

tater trail

A small group of dangleberries that can group together and create one big cleggnut

Dude I heard John hasn't wiped in that long he's forming a tater trail

Tater Juice

It's hard to find expensive liquor that someone a tater purchased just to show off on Instagram.

Cheng has been drinking Tater Juice. He must have had a bad day. I can not believe he opened that bottle of Double Eagle.

Tatered

To be so high you can’t get off the couch. You’re so baked you’re done—a stone cold couch potato.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza?

Nah brah, I’m too tatered to move.

Tatered

The state of being drunk, or getting drunk

Let's go get tatered at my place I've got a keg