Tax Farm

The World You Live In, Is A Tax Farm Supported By Tax Slaves

The ruling class noticed cows produced more meat when and ate greater quantities if they free roamed. The ruling class then opened the gates. Under the illusion of freedom the consenting Tax Slaves roam the tax farm consuming more causing them to pay more Fee's (Tax's) to pay the ruling class's debts. The Ruling Class didn't want the Sheppard the flock themselves so they divided the system by granting gun rights to white people, creating racial

in-equality and division in social classes. As women started gaining rights, the Ruling class created agencies, used law enforcement, legislative acts, and laws to make sure the heard pays its dues to the owners of the farm etc etc...

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sales tax

That thing foreigners complain about when shopping in the US.
“Why does the tag say $15 but it rings up as $15.75?”
“Yeah, that’s because of sales tax.”
Another way for the government to rob you.

Fun fact: not all US states have sales tax

“Gee I just hate that the price on the tag doesn’t match up at the register.”
“Move to New Hampshire! They don’t have sales tax!”

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Queeb tax

The Queeb tax is a mandatory 18 % tip on all French-Canadians who travel to Vermont and eat in a local restaurant. This is due to the fact that some French Canadians are poor tippers. The tax is also applied to people from France, Belgium and Switzerland.

I paid a 20 % tip to the waiter in Burlington, and then right after that, the waiter made me pay an 18 % Queeb tax.

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Do Taxes

Canadian slang term for gay sex

Mike and Bob were excited to get home to do taxes together after a night out on the town.

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Asshole Tax

The tax you have to pay in today's society in order to not have to continue dealing with assholes. This includes money loaned and not repaid, items and money stolen, refunds that people want for bogus reasons, or anything else of value that you'd rather lose than continue dealing with the people who have it.

Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.

"That guy owes me forty bucks and i know I won't ever get it, but every time I see him he tells me he will give it to me next time. Rather than believing him, I've written it off as Asshole Tax, that way I won't depend on ever seeing that money again."

"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"

"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."

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Ursula tax

A requirement in certain Facebook groups, for new members to post either a meme relevant to the group or a screenshot of the conversation that brought them there.

It encourages interaction within the group, which also means that the group's posts are more likely to be seen by other members, and an active group is more likely to be tagged in future discussions.

Named for Ursula the Sea Witch, from The Little Mermaid. Just like her, the group's admins have the power to take away individual member's voices (by muting them) if they fail to follow the "contract" they agreed to. Originally found in Disney-themed groups, the term has grown legs (hah!) and is now seen here and there around Facebook.

I joined a group that makes fun of mansplaining, and for the Ursula tax I posted a screenshot of the mansplainer getting dragged.

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Kepa Tax

When a goal has been scored whilst kepa is in goal the goal is then reduced to nothing because of kepa tax

Chelsea just lost 3-2.

No they won 0-2 because of kepa tax

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