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(noun)
1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.
(verb)
2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.
She laid back and invited him to give her a Teabag Shower.
He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.
Dipping your sweaty all day work balls into a women's mouth.
Dude, when I got home, she let me used teabag her. Nastiest shit I've ever done.
Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
The act of jerking off while making tea.
I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen
When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.
Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.
This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
When your nuts are sitting on someone's face while they lick your butthole and jack you off.
Jessica gave me that teabag bottom party this afternoon.