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Bergen Tech is the best school ever. The kids here range from A+ students, to athletes, to kids that have a solid D- average and still manage to get into a good college. Everyone that attends this school is known throughout Bergen County, because they are constantly visiting other towns. Hands down, this is the best Academy school to attend.
"What's that school that John goes too, and loves it?"
"Bergen Tech!"
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The school of Hokie great and NFL Star Michael Vick, or should I say Ron Mexico - the herpes sex offender. And then there is his little brother, current Hokie Marcus "I wanna be like R. Kelly" Vick. Great family, great school...
I could make an example of the above definition, but that could get a little nasty....
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A school in downtown Atlanta that, despite the unfortunate appearance and attitude of most of its men, attracts Agnes Scott girls on the weekends. Free drinks seem to overshadow the fat, pompous frat-boys.
Jill: I'm really bored-- there is nothing to do tonight.
Jane: Well... we could always go to Georgia Tech for free alchohol...
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A modality by which corporations - especially american ones - can figuratively substantiate their marketing claims of providing assistance without actually having to provide any.
> On Thu, July 20, 2006 5:07 pm, Mario R. Sanchez, Ph.D. wrote:
> Raymond J. (10337): Hi, my name is Raymond J. (10337). How may I help you?
> mario: hi
> Raymond J. (10337): Hello.
> Raymond J. (10337): Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions that will help me assist you better.
> mario: if i give you a serial number, can you tell me 1)who it was sold
> to
> originally and/or 2)the history of the product?
> Raymond J. (10337): Can I have your name please?
> mario: mario
> Raymond J. (10337): Thank you Mario.
> Raymond J. (10337): May I have the model and version of your device?
> mario: model wpg54g
> mario: it has no version info
> Raymond J. (10337): How about your phone number with the area code?
> mario: 305-xxx-xxxx
> Raymond J. (10337): Thank you for giving all these information.
> Raymond J. (10337): What is the problem you are experiencing with your
> Linksys product?
> mario: did you read my first question?
> mario: all i want to know is if i give you a model and serial number,
> can
> linksys tell me who originally bought the product?
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay.
> Raymond J. (10337): Mario I'm sorry but I can't.
> mario: who can?
> Raymond J. (10337): Mario where did you get router?
> mario: i am looking to buy it -
> Raymond J. (10337): I see.
> Raymond J. (10337): I suggest you buy it in best buy.
> mario: i am looking to linksys for a simple answer: can ANYONE in
> linksys
> tell me who FIRST purchased a product - if i provide model and serial
> number
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay.
> Raymond J. (10337): The customer.
> mario: what does "the customer" mean?
> Raymond J. (10337): I see.
> Raymond J. (10337): The retailers ordered the product from linksys and
> the consumer purchased it from the feratilers.
> Raymond J. (10337): Retailers I mean.
> mario: lets try this again: WHO DID LINKSYS SELL THE PRODUCT TO
> "INITIALLY"?
> Raymond J. (10337): Linksys is the manufacturer.
> Raymond J. (10337): And the retailers are the distributors.
> mario: can i speak with a supervisor that may be able to understand this
> simple question?
> Raymond J. (10337): Linksys sell there products to the retailers.
> mario: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Raymond J. (10337): I'm sorry for that.
> mario: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay.
> mario: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Raymond J. (10337): I'm sorry but there is no supervisor available at here
> mario: what? do you work alone, and un-supervised?
> Raymond J. (10337): Yes, I can answer that question. What is your phone number and I can help you.
> mario: i already gave you my phone number. all i want to know is to whom did linksys sell a product to
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay. Yes, Linksys sells products.
> mario: now, to WHOM - to what person - to what company - did Linksys sell one particular product to?
> Raymond J. (10337): You can buy one product at best buy.
> mario: is best buy the only company linksys sells products to?
> Raymond J. (10337): I see. When you buy a Linksys its the best buy.
> mario: great, another waste of time tech support ordeal via india.
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A plausable sounding yet non existent genre of dance music, generally namedropped to annoy and bewilder serious DJ's.
"Yo dicksmoke... can you play some good Euro-Tech? I gotta get my fistpump on..."
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Used when describing an object, a feat, or an idea that is particularly innovative/advanced/cool.
Person #1: Look at Chris' new phone! I think it can detect unicorns when they get within ten miles of his phone!
Person #2: Whoah, hecka tech!
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a person who gets underpaid to fix simple user errors
Person A:"My computer is working."
Person B:"Call that computer tech"
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