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screen shot/ copy something discreetly
here i sho-ted it.... look. to discreetly say you copied it
The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.
He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.
To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.
Nick: Hey you! You suck, you pedophile!
Joe: Gee, Nick! I didn't know you were a Ted Kunt!
The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.
Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy
ted kaczynski, the one true father
rest in peace uncle ted
When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.
Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew