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Teenagity

When a 19 year old goes 20 and becomes an adult, he loses his "Teenagity"

Guy 1: Whats the matter with joe?

Guy 2: It's his birthday tomorrow, he's gonna lose his teenagity.

Guy 1: We should celebrate his last day of being a teenager tonight before it happens!

by AlphaBlaze November 9, 2013


A teenager

a sixteenth

I need a teenager

by April 24, 2022


Dumpster Teen / Teenager

Dumpster teens/teenagers are teenagers who have been disowned or they have run from home (for any reason) and live on the streets. Usually they are known to be troublesome (stereotypically)

A dumpster teen / teenager means in speech:

“Why do those bunch of teenagers look like they’re homeless?”
“Ah, pretty sure that’s because they’re dumpster teens. Lots of trouble, those ones.”

OR in a non-speech text sentence:

The dumpster teenager groaned as she checked her phone, realising it was dead and that with her charger broken, gaining a new one would be close to impossible.

by LightRem January 30, 2022


Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 3, 2024

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Teenage mutant drug addicts

A group of turtles that loves drugs.

Person: hey whats the most famous superhero team?

Person 2:oh,easy question, TEENAGE MUTANT DRUG ADDICTS>

by Xxxnippleeater69xxX January 13, 2020


help my teenager hates me

....Its a south park episode. wtf r u searching this up for?? btw no offense to teens :)

today, i watched that new sp episode, "help my teenager hates me"

by urban.ass August 2, 2023


r/teenagers

a field day for chris Hansen

average r/teenagers user is a adult

by AverageWeirdoSplatoonFan March 21, 2024