Colour Thoughts

When certain thoughts align with certain colours.
Red Thoughts - Sex / Romantic thoughts
Green Thoughts - Normal, positive thoughts

Blue Thoughts - Mundane, everyday thoughts
Black Thoughts - Thoughts that should be very much illegal
Purple Thoughts - Thoughts of self harm and suicide.
Orange Thoughts - Playful, weird, fruity thoughts that make no sense
Pink Thoughts - Thoughts of negativity and unhappiness

I'm having some crazy Colour Thoughts right now, bro! Damn

Crown of thought

Phrase used before and after a slightly threatening phrase. It is used to alert the listener that the speaker is an abusive, chain-smoking, American woman who feels like they can buy a younger husband and keep him isolated and locked away doing housework. You can also identify these woman by sight: they often put their dentures in the dishwasher until the gums are bleached white and look like lumps of white plastic, they use heavy insta filters to try change their appearance in a weak attempt to hide their internal ugliness, and their appearance reminds some people of sentient ball sacks.

Crown of thought. Me ‘n Mykol jus’ need yer eggs darlin. I kin tote ‘em. Crown of thought.

thoughtful gag

A sarcastically meant phrase describing the ridiculousness of a spiteful comment, potentially with sexual undertones or crass intent.

"He seemed to really like you!"
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."

quantum thought

Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.

Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.

Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.

"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"

"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

I did what I thought what right

And where you RIGHT to do that... Or where you WORNG? OH, NO. I KNOW. I know you're a woman so you don't understand what WRONG is or what BEING WRONG feels like but it LOOKS something like this:

A wrong person "I did what I thought what right 🥺"

Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"

thoughts feelings emotions

The best way to ask for someone’s opinions

1: *details of plan full of hi-jinx and slaying* so thoughts Feelings Emotions
2: yes