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When a red slurped from 7-11 is poured into someons pantS
He was bothering us for a while so we gave him the code red behind the school
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"Code Red" generally applies to any girl who in that particular situation (e.g. The Griffin Inn, Dale) looks quite attractive due to there being a lack of any actually attractive girls in the vicinity. As a result this girl will suddenly find herself idolised and surrounded by up to twenty suitors (posing as a film crew for example) very quickly.
Me: 'Yo, yo! Code Red, over there!'
Pimp: 'Jean Claude Van DAMN she's fine'
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Rebecca: Omg Sarah you cant date him that breaks the girl code I dated him
Sarah: that’s bullshit
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THE BRO CODE is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, the BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. Dating back to the American Revolution, the BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 150 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros the BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.
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There is a new online code out, kinda like lol or brb. This one is a little different though. You all know how it feels when you're talking to someone online, and your Mom is standing right behind you, reading every word that is on the screen. Then of course, the other person swears or talks about how much you luv your crush or something and your Mom reads it and tells you to get offline that instant, and not talk to that person anymore.
Well, what can we do about that? To solve this problem, now we have started the "Code 9" system.
In code 9, u simply press "9" when your parent or sibling is watching over your shoulder as you type.
That way, the other person will know what you are talkin about, and begin a conversation about homework or something.
When your Mom or dad leaves, press "99" to let the other person know that they r gone, so u can have a normal conversation again
Tom:hey you go out with your girl tonight
John: 9
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The worst, buugiest, most indecipherable code you will ever come across. Upon encountering Microsoft Code, a programmer should run, not walk, in the opposite direction.
If it's written in Hungarian Notation, uses way too many pointers, and is incomprehensible, chances are you're dealing with Microsoft Code.
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Code six in either forms (code 6) is a discreete way to inform other men in the general area of the presence of a beautiful bodies woman on the scene.
.... Hey alex, Code six, did you get that memo?
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