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gamblers math

The ability to see a loss as only a temporary situation that will turn around to your benefit in the end.

Person 1: Its time to walk away form the poker table, you've already lost $200
Person 2: I haven't lost it I'm just down, I'm due to win a few hands
Person 1: Stop using gamblers math.

by TCuneo September 27, 2011


Vice Math

Adult math questions that leverage on the activities that take place at karaoke lounges and nightclubs, which often illegally employ foreign-born hostesses to entertain both local and foreign male customers seeking some thrill they can’t get from their girlfriends and wives.

Can you solve this vice math problem? “The total number of Covid-19 cases linked to an infected KTV hostess so far is 128, who is traced to have had initial contact with two customers. Assuming that all infected patrons at the sleazy location each went on to share the virus with two other persons, what is the reproduction number R₀ for this cluster?”

by MathPlus September 7, 2021

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Math Bae

A term referring to a person who always studies in the mathematics and computer science building who is found attractive by undergraduate students- specifically freshmen and sophomore girls- but the name of this individual is unknown, so they are referred to as "math bae".

I see math bae, he walked in with donuts .

by gothnalgene March 1, 2017


math stud

a nerd with a cock that grows from x-to-z and gives x-to-c

a typical math stud has a big head

by knitwitted March 7, 2010


Case Math

A form of applied math usually learned in college (but outside of the classroom) that involves figuring out just how many beers from a case are rightfully yours. When splitting a case (commonly a 30 beer case of Keystone Light or Busch Light) with friends, one will usually perform a quick mental equation of the portion of the case that belongs to them.

It's been theorized that Case Math is the only form of math that's actually worth two fucks.

Ed: Just picked up a 30 rack! You, Alex, and I are splitting it.

*you and Alex quickly perform some mental case math and both deduce quickly that each guy gets 10 beers*

OR

*Ed is trying to give a girl a beer out of the shared case, in hopes of getting her drunk and hooking up with her.*

Ed: Hey, I'm gonna give this girl a beer from our case, cool?

You: Sure, but that comes out of your beers, me and Alex are still drinking our 10. And you'd better close, too.

by dudebroskihomeboy December 28, 2011


Fake Math

A term used by those who know beforehand that they don’t stand a chance to pass their math test or exam unless they resort to lying, cheating, or bribery—they often blame the teacher for bias against them, practicing unfair grading, or setting unrealistic or artificial questions that are confusing and open to different interpretations.

Guesstimate how many Trumpublican students in red states every year would scapegoat fake math for their failure to get a passing grade in their middle- or high-school math paper rather than putting in the time and effort to master the math concepts.

by MathPlus September 15, 2021

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public math

The inability to do simple mathematical calculations in the presence of another person or group of people.

Hey how'd your presentation go yesterday?

Not good, I gave the wrong answer when I added up some figures. I should have never made a presentation that included public math.

by MitchellDavids December 2, 2013