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An individual who lives in Quebec or in other french community in Canada ( And there are a few! Just get off that couch and discover the world you live in, you ignorant!).
The biggest concentration of them are located in Quebec (the province).
Not to be confused with The Brayons, living in the northern part of New-Brunswick (a lot of them will speak a fluent, yet in a funny accent, english. And if you address a citizen in french, they'll respond in a "good enough french", but you oughta know some english!).
New-Brunswick officially declares itself bilingual (french-english). Go figure.
Cajuns people (called "Acadiens", "Cadiens" or "Cayens" in french) also have their own dialect called Chiac (pronounced SHE'ACK (no pause)). It's spoken by most cajuns of southern New-Brunswick, although canjuns' elite tend to snob it and will either use a well-spoken french or english. That's mainly because chiac's known to be of a strong redneck-from-the-far-east french pronunciation plus a few english words. One can use less or more english... it's complex. I personally never lived there to fully grasp it, although my roots are from Quebec's far east.
Members of the band Radio-Radio raps in chiac. check it out on You-Tube.
-Salut, je suis un québécois et, par conséquent, un canadien français. Et toi?
-Hi, I'm a quebecer and consequently a french canadian. What about you?
Some chiac, in 'Cliché Hot' from Radio-Radio :
-1 frippe, 2 frippe, 3e frippe aussi?
-T'as pas besoin d'prescrition, ta première frippe est free!
translates to :
"1 fry, 2 fry, a 3rd fry too?"
"You ain't need a prescription, you're first fry's free!
note that Quebecers say "frite", not "frippe"
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A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you
Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!
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You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked in spread eagle position. A group of men form v formation and proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect everyone make a honking sound.
Me and my buddies pulled a Canadian Gaggle on your mom last night.
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The act of filling a woman's vagina with maple syrup and then having sex with her.
Holy shit she let you give her a canadian horseshoe?!
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the act of masterbating with your hand on your cock backwards.
Yo man i got bored of masterbating so i tried reverse canadian yesterday. Greatesr choice ever.
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when a very lonely girl freezes a water bottle solid and cuts the ice cube out. then, using the cube as a dildoshe begins to masturbate with it. as she gets into it, her vaginal juices freeze and the ice dildo is frozen in her snatch, resulting in either a hot shower or in worst cases a very embarrassing trip to the doctor.
person a: Dude! u hear about the girl that gave herself a Canadian freeze!?
person b: ya!! i hear she was doing it on camera to send to her boyfriend!
Person b: damn, if i was the guy id get the hell out of that crazies life
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To go without underwear. Sometimes meaning to wear no layer of underwear beneath a pair of long underwear or stockings/nylons. Also "going commando" or "free-balling." Used in areas of the United States.
"Hey bro, I've used up all my underwear and haven't done the laundry yet. Can I borrow yours?"
"No way. You're going Canadian today."
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