Random
Source Code

Doing a Claire

Changing her mind at the last minute about attending a social event when discovering she is expected to pay.

Claire: “Is Brett not paying for the drinks?”
All: “It’s your shout Claire”
Claire: “Somethings just come up, I’ll have to reschedule, my horse needs me.”
All:”She’s doing a Claire again”

by Highstandards April 11, 2022


Doing a Claire

To promise to do Christmas lunch with the team, after a string of cancelled appointments for similar reasons, and then a day out conveniently have a knee surgery pop up 100km in the opposite direction.

Claire: Just got off the phone and I have an appointment with my surgeon tomorrow in Masterton.
Brett: Tell them you will just wait till late next year
Claire: Oh but I can't. Sorry boys
All: Doing a Claire, AGAIN

by Highstandards December 18, 2022


Claire Shivinski

Beautiful, funny, sarcastic, outgoing type of girl with a kind heart. Music taste is good as long as Taylor Swift, High School Musical, Jonas Brothers, and/or Spanish music isn’t being played. A Claire Shivinski is the type of person that tries and tries to be good at sports/activities/games but often comes up short.

Bill: Wow, that girl in that car is a Claire Shivinski..
Mark: who? Her?
Bill: Yes, her. She looks hot af and I think I hear shitty music coming from her blue crappy car

by Kev McAllister November 23, 2021


Loni-Claire

Loni-Claire is an incredible person, and goes by Loni to everyone. She is very passionate in theatre and is a love ale and really fun person to be around. She is beautiful and anyone who’s ever met her would agree. She’s very expressive and super nice. She is the only one of her in the entire world- if you’re seeing this, hi Loni

Loni-Claire just got into a Broadway show!
-what else is new

by Friendofdorothy May 6, 2021


Claire Kulyk/Fariñas

This is Clarita, however she is now dating/married to Marcelo Fariñas. Their ship name is most commonly known as Maraire and they are perfect for each other.

Claire Kulyk/Fariñas is on a date with Marcelo!!

by may2024 March 26, 2019


Emma Claire Schlabach

GOURGOUS HOT WOMAN, MF GODDESS, HAS A BAD BF, FUNNY, ALWAYSSSSS RIGHT, AMAZING, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, (WILL DEF WIN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Emma Claire Schlabach is a mf goddess of a best friend who I love <3/.
Loser bf: Real, shes just the best

by Alexis_Jones October 4, 2023


Clitty Claire

A large sized woman, who likes to get her vagina dirty by catching the aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal region. Not only does the large sized woman have a dirty vagina but she likes to get her ugly bulldog face in other peoples business that has no concern of Clitty Claire

Blokes pull up in the carpark to be greeted by a blue waffle, bull dog look alike whore with her PVC mini skirt round her ankles. Want some of my blue waffle boys? You'll never see one like it, family bred, my daughter and son help With the blue waffle breeding. I'll get my daughter here to show you her blue waffle because she loves to expose her child like body parts to complete strangers! Oh yes, this is why we love Clitty Claire.

by Plantasia March 23, 2012