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crab net

A sexual act; When a man inserts his scrotum and testes into a woman's anus, tugging repetitively.

Jose didn't walk straight for a week after he and Rachel tugged them some crab net.

by jacob917 October 27, 2006

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Steamed Crab

The act of shitting on your partner's chest while they are in a crabwalk position. Your partner then proceeds to walk around the room in a crabwalk position until the shit cools.

"My girl and I went to Red Lobster last night, but it wasn't until we got home that I got to have the steamed crab!"

by Bananahammer August 20, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crab Rave

The best meme in the world

Yeah I can watch crab rave again

by laser_fox March 9, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Crab

When you insert your index and middle finger into a girls puss and youre thumb in her asswhole and squeeze youre thumb and ur index and middle fingers as hard as you can together

bitch - "Ow!, that hurts what are you doing!"
dude - "just giving you the king crab"

by L Nuggga July 19, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crab apple

Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.

Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!

by Dr. Bohner November 17, 2013

95๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.

Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dr. Crab

1)old man looking to get in little girls pants...also has a blood fetish
2)what you call your doctor if he/she comes onto you

1) Guy: Why is that old guy talking to that four-year-old?
Other Guy: Oh that's Herbert, he's such a Dr. Crab. He's only talking to her because she's on her period.

2)Girl: My doctor kept touching my tits even when he didn't have to. What a Dr. Crab.

by snookiepookie October 23, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž