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English Muffin

English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.

"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".

by ednamillion October 3, 2011

57πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


English class

Class that most math students hate but an average person loves.

Please for the love of god I don't want to read the fucking twelfth night and write an essay about it. When will I use Shakespeare verses in life or to a degree that involves STEM, and even if I have to read old writer can we read better playwright then the overrated Shakespeare. Fuck You English class

Me: Can I Plz Read this non- fiction book
English Teacher: NO
Me: Well Fuck You

by OHHELLNAH January 29, 2018

12πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


English Teacher

Sticker fingers, blind dater who likes blow jobs something called a star six nine for him and her.

english teacher or some other teacher.

by europopian August 7, 2009

36πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


english toe

When the second toe is longer than the big toe.

Those sandals really show off your English toe.

by Annann09 August 22, 2015


English Class

Complete and absolute hell.

The english class was hell.

by Yeee boiiiii November 11, 2021


Apex English

Someone who writes a book, and doesn’t get the grammar checked

Apex English - Sally walked into the room Jeff said, on his knees Simon said. Hello there Michelle spoke although sally was woke

by HulkSmasher March 31, 2019


Brandon English

Very good in bed and loves when people say his name

He is Brandon English

by Yo133 April 7, 2019