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Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.
Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."
"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
A female who spends their time surfing from couch to couch but still thinks their fine af
Fuck Lisa, that floor falcon looking bitch
Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.
Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!
When something is really cool or you like it. Falcons are also the fastest flying birds.
Tanner: Yo, Brody I like your new shoes, those are fly as a falcon!
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?
A person who speaks controversial truth with fervour while giving off the energy of a Sunday morning televangelist.
He's really truth falconing today about Covid.
A person who speaks their version of the truth with anger and gusto while giving one the feeling that they are being preached to by a televangelist.
He's really truth falconing today about Covid.
a person who licks feet from heel to toe because they’re gay
I saw Joshua Falcon licking Jayden’s feet in his car yesterday