Geek Squad

A small computer tech store based in Minnesota that was bought by Best Buy. You can now find the Geek Squad in all Best Buy stores. If you wish to find one he or she will be wearing a white shirt, black slacks, and a tie with a Geek Squad Pin on it. With their supreme 1337-ness a Geek Squad agent will be able assist a customer with any computer crisis. Do not attempt to go to circuit city for a computer problem as they are too busy picking eachother's butts.

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geek freak

n. A girl who enjoys hanging around with and is attracted to nerds. Some rationalize it as an attraction to intelligence, but there are many geek freaks who enjoy being with nerds they do not actually understand.

"Stacy's in the computer lab again? Does she have a paper due?"
"No, that geek freak is just trying to make time with the computer geeks!"

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Geek in the Pink

Amazing song by the legendary Jason Mraz. Shows another side to his musical abilties-rap.
A person who puts a red in with his whites in the laundry thus becoming a geek in the pink.

(Yo brotha A to Z)
(Yo what's up B?)
(Yo what time is it?)
(Haha... it's laundry day! )

Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away

Like the geek in the pink pink pink

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geek stick

a slang term for a USB flash drive

dude, can i borrow your geek stick

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geek monster

1. person who sells or uses crack cocain

2. individual who performs sexual acts in order to rais money for more crack

3. crack whore!

Man you gonna catch somthing or go to jail havin sex with all those geek monsters.

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theater geek

Someone who enjoys acting or otherwise participating in a school drama club. From "theater", the business or practice of performing for an audience, and "geek", an uncool person. Connotation varies depending on use.

Negative: "I'm gonna pound you, theater geek!"
Positive: "Oh, Jason, you were a great Nathan Detroit in Guys and Dolls. You're such a theater geek!"

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geek sympathiser

noun: a person who does not have the technical knowledge to call themselves a geek, but considers that they have an affinity with geeks and understands their mindset.

I realise that XXXX is a true geek, but I am only a geek sympathiser, so I cannot comment on what XXXX said.

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