That's when u go to either FB or Myspace and it shows that u have a message but u look into ur mailbox and nothing's there.
I'm tired of myspace fooling me with their ghost mail. They need to fix da damn thing fa real!
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When your stomach growls but you have no correlating sensation of gastro-intestinal activity leading you to believe it was someone else's tummy groaning.
Is that your stomach growling? I don't think so. Must be a ghost growl.
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When your homie sucks your pp and you don't feel anything.
Homie 1: You a ghost nigga
Homie 2: Fuck you homie
Homie 1:This a Ghost Suck
when Jorgeous was worried about tanking Snatch Game on Ru Paulโs Drag Race she knew a lipsync was coming. โno worries mama. I have my punching the ghost move!โ
In a long term relationship your partner wakes you by going down on you, usually you sleep through it all cause you drank to much or your that tired.
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That office creep that eats all the baked goods that someone brought it for everyone.
My was ex was such a ghost muncher, I never minded cause I woke up with a smile on my face!
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Steve is such a ghost muncher he thinks that we dont know its him that sneaks all the cookies, but we do!
Someone who keeps reappearing on Tinder no matter how many times you swipe them left or right.
John (Showing his smart-phone): "Dude, check out this Tinder babe."
George: "She's a Tinder Ghost. I've seen her like 20 times."
To get a brief whiff of something that was never there.
I was sitting at my desk and I could swear that I smelled french fries -- must have been a ghost whiff.
Me: "I smell french fries, who's got 'em?"
Co-Worker: "Nah, no fries here man."
Me: "Really?!"
Co-Worker: "Yup. Really. Must have been a ghost whiff".