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Janet Jackson

Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.

Damn that was nice. Conservatives really suck.

by Ryan February 3, 2004

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DeSean Jackson

God's gift to wide receivers.

DeSean Jackson doesn't run, he spins the Earth with his feet.

Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot

by Holy Shit I Farted December 21, 2009

215๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


jackson slap

a jackson slap occurs when your bitch gets out of hand, so you grab a wad of twenties and slap her across the chops with it

After Pacman's girlfriend refused to get umbrellas for his "make it rain" party, he jackson slapped that ho to convince her otherwise.

by P. Jones May 22, 2007

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Adam Jackson

A character who has a multiple-personality disorder named Amanda.....*shudder* and is on the show Criminal Minds. Played by the SEXY-BEAST!!!, Jackson Rathbone....hehe

The guy Adam Jackson looks creepy as hell when he changes into Amanda, wearing drag.

by ZoeBree April 9, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jackson, NJ

Large town commonly known for being where Six Flags is, or as we know it, Great Adventure. Once containing only several modest developments, 2 shopping plazas and woods, it can now be used as a perfect example of overdevelopment and sprawl. Previously considered the white trash or dirtbags of the area, Jackson residents lived peacefully and happily, a place where on Jackson Day you knew everyone. It has now been infested with Bennies who have decided they want to live down the shore year round. Jackson is filled with roads clogged with assholes driving Hummers and Escalades, on their way home to their McMansions which have destroyed anything nice abouth the town.

"Gina and Joey finally decided to take little Joey and Brianna out of Staten Island and move to Jackson, NJ. She got a beautiful center hall colonial on a quater acre for only $700,000."

by meli71 April 18, 2007

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Jackson 5

American music group from Gary Indiana that emerged onto the pop scene in late 1969. They scored 4 early number ones and were considered the top musical act of 1970. They went on to have a successful career at Motown until they switched to the Epic Records label under their new name, The Jacksons, in 1976.

The Jackson 5's music will never get old. How did the young Jacksons know how to sing that well?

by J5 Admirer March 29, 2005

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The Jackson Effect

When Michael Jackson Died the major search engines like google slowed up to 50% due to internet traffic. the jackson effect is when any large news story hits and cause the web to clog.

the jackson effect made yahoo so slow the other day i had to use a dictionary

by frostyletitia July 5, 2009

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