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when a girl is aroused, it gives the effect of a phantom boner. It's like having a boner, only girls don't have penises, so they get phantom-boners.
Beth: "aaron and luke were so hot when they were making out!"
Becky: "I know! I got a phantom-boner!"
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Phantom Manor, Located in Disneyland Paris (formerly known as Disneyland Euro),Phantom Manor is the European version of the classic Disney attraction The Haunted Mansion. This version unlike any otherHaunted Mansion attraction has a clear storyline about a bride,her father(the phantom) and the husband to-be. The manor was originally narrated in English by Vincent Price but doe to some disagreements with French officials the ride is narrated in French by:Gerard Chevalier. This version is so far (not including to up and coming HKDL version of The Haunted Mansion) that doesn't include the Hitchhiking Ghosts but still has the mirrors that doe show you that a "ghost" is very near you. Also a another fact about this ride that the storyline comes from a mixture of the Haunted Mansion storyline and the storyline of The Phantom of The Opera.
Gosh, Phantom Manor is much more scary then the other Haunted Mansions.
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When you feel like you need to take a shit, but instead you just fart
Person 1: Yo, I thought I needed to shit, but instead I had a massive was fart
Person 2: That's a phantom shit
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When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.
She rode me so good i felt it in my Phantom Nut!
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The act of attempting to adjust or move prescription glasses from your face after wearing them for a period of time and then switching to contacts.
"Man, I just cannot get used to these new contacts. I keep trying to move my "glasses" up on my face and then realizing they're not there."
"Sounds like you have a case of the phantom specs."
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when vibrations are felt or ringing are heard when one is without cellphone or cellphone is silenced.
AH! I felt my phone vibrate against my leg. .. except i have no phone in my pocket. . !!! THE PHANTOM PHONE!
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F4 Phantom is a cold war era fighter bomber jet. During the vietnam war, F4s are used extensively in Vietnam. Its main enemy is the MiG-21. The jet, with afterburner on, can exceed mach 2 and it can carry 4 AIM-7 Sparrow air to air missile or the more advanced AIM-9 sidewinders, more than 8000kg of bombs, external fuel tanks, guided bombs and air to ground missiles for ground attack missions. The earlier models didn't include any cannon, just air to air missiles, however the later models did include a 20mm M61 Vulcan rotary cannon. There are 2 crews consisting of the pilor and a weapon system officer. The jet, with its heavy airframe, can reach mach 2.2 with its afterburning General Electric J79 engine. The Phantoms have a advanced radar system which can alert the crews of incoming threats even beyond visual range. The Phantoms also have a monitor for the pilot to see the radar pings, which was a very advanced technology back in the 60s. Around 5200 of these fighter jets were produced in the span of over 20 years.
MiG pilot: Shit F4 Phantoms spotted!
Ejects
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