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holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock January 26, 2016


Shrek's society

The best youtube video ever

Shrek's society is the best video on the internet and will be until a sequel is released, only then will the chance of a better youtube video exist

by Hehe I cheated February 18, 2021


shrek cum

a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.

be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus

ur drink looks like shrek cum

by This guy the dude May 3, 2021


Neck Shrek

A Neck Shrek is someone who feasts on glizzies like there's no tomorrow. Will literally go green while giving the vacuum-sealed, double-hand twisting Gluck Gluck 9000 with ogre strength.

"Hey bro, did you end up chillin' with that girl?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"

by NeckShrek001 May 4, 2022


Shrek and Fiona

"Shrek and Fiona are in fact mythical creatures." states the cheif of the balakuda tribe "we have blessed and prayed to the ogre gods Shrek and Fiona for hundreds of years now"

I want to be some mythical creachers when I grow up so I will be Shrek and Fiona.

by the mythical creachurs expert April 28, 2021


Shrek and Fiona

Mythical creatures

Shrek and Fiona are the world hottest couple 6 years running

by Shreky April 22, 2021


Shrekked out

unflattering description of a woman because her looks are similiar to the character "shrek"

when i met my blind date she looked like an ogre, she was shrekked out

by ajpol May 17, 2011

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