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Another name for the Swedish rodeo A sexual game in where two partners (usually man and woman) are having sex in the doggy style position. The man leans over and whispers in the womans ear, "I have AIDS" or something of equivelant offence. Then the man trys to see how long he can stay on/in before the woman "bucks" him off of her.
Jim: "What's your record in the Swedish Bull Ride?"
Bob: "Only 35 seconds man."
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This is when a man is taking a swedish chick in the brown gate and decides that he will perform the swedish rodeo. However the swedish chick is already accustomed to the swedish rodeo. So when the guy says "I have AID's" she simply replies "It's ok, so do I" Then the swedish chick tries to see how long she can keep the guys dick in her anus.
Anna was wise to the swedish rodeo, so when claus tried it on, she flipped it into a reverse swedish rodeo.
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Whenever a guy gets a BJ and pulls out right before he comes and uses his dick like a lip balm container and rubs his seed all over the girls lips, ensuring to evenly coat the entire upper and lower lip to guarantee full UV ray protection.
Fred gave Sally the ol Swedish lip balm last night because he told her that the moon's rays could "moon burn" her lips and irreparably damage them and she believed him. Fred is such a nice guy, always looking out for people.
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I shoved her into the janitor's closet & went for a swedish bike ride.
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Similar to beer pong, swedish ping pong is played by throwing a ping pong ball at another player's racket that is resting on the table. If it hits, the opposing player gets a chance to hit your racket as well. Should they miss, they must turn around and raise their shirt while the other player whacks a ball at their back.
If one player should score two turns in a row, the loser must lift up the front of their shirt and get hit in the stomach/chest.
If a player scores five turns in a row, the loser drops their pants and prepares to get a welt on their ass. This is also considered game over as no man in their right mind would put any further on the line.
No homo, but pull your pants down, i just won of swedish ping pong.
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When you are fooling around with a woman she tries to stick a vibrator up your anus and keep it in while you try to get away.
I did the Swedish Rodeo to a chick last night, then she made me right the Electric Swedish Rodeo.
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It is when you are jerking off and simultaneously jamming a dildo in your ass making it look like you are climbing a rope and while yodelling Abba songs.
"Last night i was alone and gave myself the Swedish Mountain Climber to the tune of Dancing Queen."
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