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Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.
Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.
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A dangerous and war-torn pussy. It is the Somalia of vaginas.
Michelle Duggar had a pussy waffle after her latest miscarriage.
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On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".
"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)
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1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.
2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message
Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!
Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.
Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.
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A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream
Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty
Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top
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Youtuber that "loves" bootlegs and fan games. His content is more on video games. He also likes waffles. (Of course, he would lol)
Person 1: Hey have you seen Conner The Waffle's new video?
Person 2: Whos Conner The Waffle
Person 1._.
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Tophers Definition For Kinky Wild Monkey Sex In The Jungle.
I Love To Flip Waffles Atlest 4 Times A Week With My 6.5 Inch Penis!
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