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(Noun) God. The almighty creator of all. Every other religion is wrong and Kird Apeism is correct. Kird Ape originally created the universe but God just got him drunk and bashed his head with a sledge hammer and took all the credit. Kird Ape can do anything ever. He can create a boulder so heavy that not even he could lift it, but then he would lift it. He could heat a borrito so hot that not even he could eat it, but then he would eat it. He can do ANYTHING. Can also be talked about when you can't think of anything to say like "I'm gonna go eat some Kird Ape" As long as you are not saying something bad or mean about him, it's okay.
(Verb) Doing something really good or cool, or just doing something that you don't know what you are doing.
(Adjective) Something that is incredibly cool or awesome and could quite possibly be the coolest thing ever next to Kird Ape himself, yes something that cool.
(Noun) Ka Ka Ka Ka Kird Ape is the guy who will kill you.
(Verb) I'm gonna go Kird Ape.
(Adjective) That was really Kird Ape! Oh my god was that Kird Ape!
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these type of students truly hate themselves and have absolutely no life what so ever and are striving hard to be the best they can which ultimately leads to failure. The average AP student takes over 3 AP classes. Some students have realized what a grave mistake this was and are contemplating dropping out and haven't done their work or studied for a test since September. Of course, there are the super extra hard workers and the naturally smart absorbing information person.... and then everybody else in between. Also, you've probably cried while doing homework or studying or at least tried to
john: I'm going to be an AP student and become very successful and go to a good college
Matt: That's awesome!
*2 years later*
Matt: You wanna go out tomorrow
John: Can't I have 6 tests tomorrow and three projects due and I haven't done anything and I wanna die and drop out and regret all of my life decisions
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Bathen Apes = types of shoes (brand)
CRANK THAT SOLJA BOY SONG
i got me "Bathen Apes"
Bathen Apes ARE lame glossy stupid shoes also known as the titanic peenor
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A kid whose initials are AP is the is the heart, hustle and soul of the game.
He may also be considered the Freshmaker beacuse of his godly amount of swag
Kobbler: "who is that fat kid over there?"
Cheech: "AP Fresh, aka the Freshmaker. He is the heart, hustle, and soul of Punjab."
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An ancient Chinese ape called a Jue Yuan that would kidnap, rape, and impregnate human women according to legend.
The Chinese say if a monkey lives 1,300 years it becomes a rape ape.
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A highly evolved monkey with the ability to walk upright, use opposable thumbs, navigate city blocks, use a camera, and carry an iPhone.
"Who's that taking photos of the Sears Tower and grunting and pounding his chest? He's going to drop his dSLR."
"Oh, that's an urban ape."
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shoes, kicks, (like air force ones)
'haterz gettin mad cuz i got me some bathin' apes'--soulja boy
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