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A Vineyardvine, Patagonia obsessed athlete, Christian boy who seems like he's nice but is actually a huge bitch and only owns things over $150 because his parents earn money from white privilege. He also secretly does drugs and has a girlfriend while claiming to be "god's follower' and talks in an abnormally high voice despite the fact he is officially a teenager but doesn't choose to follow the specific guidelines for trying to get through his "awkward phase". He also runs his hands every single fucking minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products. And who can forget the fact that his social media contains at least 15 pics of him with a red cap, saying D1 in every photo, trying to act black but ends up looking like a divorced elderly man trying to flirt with college aged ladies at a strip club AND TO TOP IT ALL OF A FUCKING DOG FILTER. AND they're only interested in basic white ass girls who, for some reason, know every little detail about the Pink product and can tell when her Starbucks drink is either decaf or whatever the other thing is with a blindfold on.
Ashley(basic bitch smh): OMG CHRISTOPHER (basic bitch smh) IS SO CUTE
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!
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It is a girl who takes a photo of everything and send it to everyone while putting it on her mystory too. Her Snapchat application is turn on all the time she unlocks her phone. She uses basic Snapchat filters and
I got the third snapchat from her in these two minutes! She is such a basic snapchat girl.
a basic white girl who owns any basic with things.
Silisie and Amelia are the most basic white girls ever.
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That one girl around that knows everyone, is obsessed by shoes (and is upset if a person has the same ones), says “I am sooo thicc ” meanwhile they hardly have a butt. They also are the typical cheerleader, who only has pictures of themselves on Instagram. They will normally have a Snapstreak with half of the people they have ever met. Normally has a very typical name, probably meaning beauty.
Girl #1: I can’t believe it this kid actually thinks he’s hot. (Pulls our iPhone and shows all people around her).
Boy #1: Bella you are such a basic white girl.
(Everyone around agrees)
an annoyingly common species of homo sapiens that has no defining traits and often varies from region to region. in the region of my existence, basic girls often have:
• a distinct fakeness masked by an overwhelming peppiness
• Lovisa jewellery
• plain black leggings
• any kind of hoodie
• mousy brown hair, either badly curled or tied in a ponytail
• tiktok
• saying things like "cAn YOu nOT" or "SlAY kWeeN", basically whatever basic girls say, idk i'm ✨not like the other girls✨
"she's such a basic white girl"
a girl who keeps up with all the trends
BASIC WHITE GIRL STARTER KIT
uggs
iphone
holister clothing
ripped skinny jeans
brandy Melville shit
vans
maybe Air Force 1s
coffee
whenever someone calls her a basic white girl she denies it
person: omg look at her she’s such a basic white girl
girl: no im not *sips coffee and walks into holister*