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When your poop stacks up higher than the water in the toilet
I legit pooped a swamp basket today
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When you store shit in your ass
I put a kilo of cochise in my bunghole basket.
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The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.
That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.
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To stick one's own dick in their ass. The protrusion of balls from out the ring of the anus, appearing similar to midshot sinking a basketball in a hoop.
Did you hear what Rick got up to last night? I heard he tried Sinking Baskets and couldn't reach.
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when you blow ass and grab it in mid ayyyer then you throw it in someones face yelling GIFTBASKET GIFT BASKET BITCHESSSSS
fart while grabbing at your ass and grabbing ayyyer and throw it in someone's face then tell them GIFT BASKET GIFT BASKET FOR LIL JOHNNY...CHANGE NAME IF PREFERRED
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Easter Basket - verb - Engl
-to stick it in her vajayjay
-other sexual jokes that don't really seem like decent jokes to Matt, but are good jokes according to Aimee
It was Easter weekend, and while all of his roommates were away, she came over and gave her an Easter Basket + :sexual hip thrusting movent at the air: ;-)
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A prank in which the prankster exposes his scrotum and places it against another person's kneck.
"Ben Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The 'Jersey Girl' director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a 'Fruit Basket.' Smith explains: 'I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the bleep was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the bleep is wrong with you, dude?'' -- New York Post, June 10, 2005
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