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cloudy burrito

(n): When a straight man is drinking and extremely horny and decides to have sexual intercourse with another very drunk man.

Last Thursday you where out drinking with with your friends and no girl was going to be going home with you, so you had a cloudy burrito with your best friend and now you don't talk any more.

by Mertenith November 7, 2013


Mucho Burrito

When your friend gets so drunk he pukes his Mucho Burrito into the sink and taints everyone’s memory forever

My pulled a Mucho Burrito in the sink last night

by DrainOKing January 22, 2022


Burrito Transfer

When you lay butt to butt in bed after eating obscene amounts of mexican food(i.e. Smothered Burritos, Chile Con Queso, taquitos, etc.) with your partner, and you both unexpectedly fart into eachothers buttholes, therefore transferring eachother gasses into your respective GI tracts.

She Burrito Transferred me so hard, I fell out of bed.
Can't wait to go to bed and Burrito Transfer with you tonight, babe.
We spent 3 hours at El Paraiso, then spent 8 hours Burrito Transferring.

by BurritoDaddy January 3, 2022


Burrito mood

My spicy burrito Kamile is a big fat mood. Just her lifestyle is a mood. Burrito moods are the best moods!

Your such a burrito mood

by Temenxo February 4, 2020


purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

by ThePurpleBurrito April 2, 2014


Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021


Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 2, 2022