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When and your partner wrap yourselves in a blanket/towel and proceed to have sexual intercourse.
Can we go to the beach and burrito fuck?
I always cum so hard when we burrito fuck!
To swaddle oneself in an enveloping way with an article of comfort whilst laying on the floor.
I want to go burrito on the floor right now.
When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.
Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"
When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.
Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito
Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito
oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/
noun: plural: Ohio burritos
Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.
Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.
Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.
Man 2; I’m calling border patrol
When you accidentally shit yourself in a sleeping bag and it becomes moist.
I heard billy slept in a gravy burrito last night.