catch this dick

Offering or forcing one to recieve your dick

"After you catch these hands, you're gonna catch this dick."

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Cleavage Catch

The act of using your boobs to catch any incoming projectile. Often used by chicks with the distinct knowledge that they are not only well coordinated with boob eye coordination but blessed with boobs to catch things with.

Hey Brooke that was an awesome cleavage catch! Perfect timing with that pencil!

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catching it on the backswing

Recieving a kick to the testicles from the rear; while the testicles are at the height of a backwards swing, forcing them into the rectum.

After catching it on the backswing Corey spent a long night at the hospital having his nuts pulled out of his bum-bum.

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CATCH 22

A plethora of diseases a man or woman could catch from an undesirable man or woman

Don't have sex with him it's a CATCH 22

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Catch-22

A "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation, where there is no right choice. See: Kobayashi Maru.

Being White is a Catch-22. If you participate in a different culture, that's cultural appropriation... but if you don't, you're not being inclusive. If you move into an urban area, you're part of the gentrification problem... but if you move out of an urban area, you're part of the "white flight" problem. If you don't pay attention to skin color, you're ignoring racism... but if you do, you're racist. There is no right choice.

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Catch these ones

A phrase a ghetto white person typically named Liam, Colin, Noah, Kaitlyn, Abigail, or Sarah would use when trying to be big bad and tough.

“You tryna catch these ones?”
“What is you waitin for?! Is you gonna catch her ones or nah???”
“Pull up you fag you’re gonna catch these ones.”

“If I hear you talking shit imma make sure you catch these ones. PERIODT!”

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catch a smack

To kill someone

“You heard about that nigga that tried to catch a smack broad day and got through?”

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