Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

Mango Chair

Daniel K has sexy mango chairs they sooo big ;)

Hey Daniel what sexy mango chairs you have.

Strong Chair

When you have finnaly gotten your penis hard then you wack it onto your dogs face then you run as fast as you can then tackle a wooden chair.

Last night i had a Strong Chair moment.

cum chair

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

happy chairs

It’s like musical chairs, but not. You have to be special to play it, only those who are happy can play, and the chairs themselves must also be happy

That’s happy chairs, it’s the best party game

lazyman chair

the deluxe version of a lazyboy chair usually comes with an ottoboy

"yo dude, you gotta come over and check this lazyman chair i got"

chair lock

To be not be able to move while being high

Yo I can't move, I'm chair locked