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When a female/male kneels behind a male while he is standing and has an erection. The kneeling person reaches between his legs and grabs his erection like a microphone, pulling it down, then sticking their thumb up his ass with the same hand. Then they squeeze their hand tight, not unlike that of a gas pump handle.
"Last night she gave me the Gas Pump so much I think Exxon made money."
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To insinuate oneself in a deadly or malicious manner, especially in a romantic context. Coined by wes anderson.
The bitch is gas-lining me, little love notes, voicemails, showing up with my friends: I'll probably take her back, go to sleep and die.
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A town in North Georgia. It is located in the heart of Forsyth County, GA. Despite its name the town has nothing to do with actually cumming. You may laugh at the name of the town but it is nothing to be laughing at. The town is a great place to live and has many wonder people.
Cumming, GA was founded in 1845.
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The best metro-Atlanta city ever beyond a reasonable doubt.
Alpharetta, GA is an amazing city that is the best around.
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The price of gasoline which is refined from oil at oil refineries.
Because of hurricane Katrina, as of Sep. 1 in SC in the US, gas prices are $4.25 a gallon for unleaded gas. And it will only get much higher, due to the fact that several oil drills in the Gulf of Mexico were destroyed, and 4 oil refineries had to be shut down.
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Not a person who breaks wind frequently, but an anesthesiologist. Anesthesia in hospitals is accomplished these days more often by a combination of inhalation and injection rather than solely by inhalation.
I needed to have a laparoscopy, so the doctor wheeled me over to the gas passer.
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A place where there is a lot of fast food. You will most likely die of a heart attack or be very overweight, or both. There are a lot of fat fucks around here and most of them are dumb ass rednecks. There is a Wal-Mart there that is filled with white trash hicks and beaners and every thing has been opened or stolen or in just shitty quality. The Home Depot here is fucking ridiculous because you can't go any where in that store with out an employee looking over your shoulder or just asking if you need any help. Every house in this terrible city is a fucking trailer. The only place that is at least worth going to is the Tanger Outlets. Other than that, every thing sucks.
"Hey, Clifton, let's go out to eat somewhere."
"Well shoot, we might as well go to Commerce, GA."
"God dang-it, I ran out of hot-dog buns, might as well go to that Wal-Mart."
"I can't fucking stand these hillbillies, they're fucking every where in this god damn Wal-Mart looking for shit to buy!"
"Fuck, my house is being foreclosed, might as well go to Commerce and buy me one of them cheap trailers in the middle of nowhere..."
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