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Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.
Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!
When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.
I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.
A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers
When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet
To pull your sleeves down over your hands
Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down
When you commit sins wearing nothing but gloves, usually performed in the bedroom.
"Gerald is an avid user of the Guilty Glove."
"I caught my dad with the Guilty Glove last night, mom wasn't happy."
A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies
“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”