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The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.
"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"
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When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"
"I´m in the front row, and i´m Hammered drunk right..."
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Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.
That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass
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When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.
Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!
The act of a male hitting his bell piece against the woman's vagina entry or clitoris. This normally takes place when the female is on her period when she doesn't want your package inside her but just wants a good lolly hammer sesh.
"She was on her period so we just lolly hammered instead."
Bellpeice vagina clitoris lollyhammer peroid
The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.
"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"
A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.
That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.