blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.

That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.

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Nice job

An acute indictment of reality

" Nice job ! " exclaimed Pete as he looked at John's uglified profile pic .

flesh job

The act of masturbating someone else with a fleshlight.

Can I give you a flesh job instead? I don't want anything getting in my hair and I'm running the dishwasher in ten minutes anyway.

web job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure from a random stranger on chatroulette.

Bro last night on chatroulette this chick gave me the best web job ever!

curry job

To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.

1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"

2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."

Jimi Job

The delicate art of cumming in ones own mouth and yelling for the "Maga losers" before holding your mouth open for the feeding.

Im going to give myself a Jimi Job in moms basement tonight.

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strap-job

when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo

or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.

Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"