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Leather Seat Syndrome

Refers to the annoying condition of always getting a sweaty back in summertime from riding in a car that possesses leather seats.

Woman: "Honey, why do you keep rolling down the windows?"
Man : "My leather seat syndrome is making my back sweat like a whore in church."

by BigVolFan32 July 20, 2009

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


bicycle seat face

A face with a defined jawline, or a face you might just wanna sit on.

Person 1: Know anyone with a bicycle seat face?
Person 2: Pete Davidson, the Dolan twins, Colton Haynes, and Tan France πŸ’¦

by POTATO_BITCH March 12, 2019

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


super seat savers

a phrase when uttered, allows you to leave your choice seat and kick out whoever may steal it when you come back.

friend: "what the hell! you took my chair!"
you: "you didn't call super seat savers"
-friend finds another chair, defeated-

by 83 July 25, 2006

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


heterosexual safety seat

Also known as the Gay Seat or the I'm Not Gay Seat.

Referenced by Ray Romano in his stand-up act: it refers to the empty seat left between two straight males sitting in a movie theater together as proof to the rest of the audience that they are not there as a couple, and infact, just hetreosexual friends.

Even though were we in a crowded movie theater, watching an action movie, my pal and I had to leave the heterosexual safety seat between us just in case anyone was looking.

by Dante_T February 8, 2007

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


I'm not gay seat

The seat two males leave open to show the world they are not gay

Let's use the I'm not gay seat

by DizzyLizzy February 8, 2007

394πŸ‘ 203πŸ‘Ž


Peppering The Toilet Seat

The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.

Hey bro, do you know if someone was peppering the toilet seat again? I can't use it now! Crux!

by Chicken Salad June 18, 2015

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


gay seat check

when one of your friends calls you out for sitting in your chair oddly, such as with your knees pulled up in front of you or with one leg tucked underneath you.

refers to the gay stereotype of lgbt+ and neurodivergent people not being able to sit like a normal person.

Friend: β€œHey, gay seat check!”

Other Friend: β€œOh come on!” *readjusts themselves to sit normally*

by VexoMenza November 14, 2021

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž