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A bloke or lass that you have no emotional connection to who you shag... a lot.
I don't need a relationship I've got a part time shag.
Dude I think my part time shag is developing feelings for me.
You're now in a relationship with your part time shag, you're a faggot.
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Megatron shagging a labrador is a old saying created by the most intellectual people of the ancient internet. Oxford University have made many studies on this phenomenon, and have failed many times. The true meaning of this great example of history is still a mystery.
Wagwan bruv wanna see megatron shagging a labrador
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A drinking game invented by a group of Cambridge students on holiday. The basic rules for the game are as follows:
1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing
Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)
'Anna did you play Ripped Stripped and Shagged on holiday?...........
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'
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the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse
Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
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Someone from wales with a milk bottle tan
Jack Carden is such a sheep shagging milk bottle
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Australian expression meaning "we're not here to fuck around", "Get your arse in gear", "get a move on", "let's get on with it", etc
Usually required when someone is Dragging the Chain and making the rest of the group wait until they're done fucking around.
Has the added bonus of shock value, if used in the right (inappropriate) company.
Come on mate, get your arse into gear, we're not here to shag spiders!
In beer pong, the act that must be performed by a player who throws a pingpong ball so vigorously at the opposing player's cup that the cup spills and the contents of said cup are spilled onto the carpet.
Boy 1 throws the ping pong ball at Boy 2's cup, and the cup spills.
Boy 1 - "Uhh... What happens now?"
Boy 2 - "Just fill the cup up and drink it, but just know usually they'd make you suck it outa the shag!"
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