smurfing

Social Media surfing. What happens when you start following random interesting topics and links on friends' posts in social media profiles (e.g. Twitter).

I just went in to check my FB messages and ended up smurfing for an hour looking at the drunk-ass party pics my bro posted.

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Smurf Tail

When you give someone a wedgie proceeded by pulling their underwear through his/her belt loop. Place a small object in the pocket created by their undies and twist.

He sure looked funny trying to get rid of his smurf tail.

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Black smurf

A short dark female

Yo you see that black smurf last night

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smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

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bite a smurf

To bite a smurf implies having a bad trip after eating a Magic mushroom .

I musta Bite a smurf , i got sick using magic mush .

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Smurf village

Another word for uncircumcised penis

Look everybody Connor has a Smurf Village

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smurf that ho

when you hum the themesong to the smurfs while having sex

Last night I decided to smurf that ho because I had already batmanned her.

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