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After you blow a load on your partner, quietly dust them in glitter, blow off the additional not in the load zone. What left is a sparkling snail trail.
Last night I was banging on this skank from the bar and i left a sparkling snail trail on her back.
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May 25th! National snail day! The day when you can eat only snails.
Dad, when is the natioal snail day? The national snail day is on 25th of May sweetie.
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making use of crushed crustations carnage after a heavy down pour by pulling some killer moves on the sticky remains.
Wooah man,just caught a gnarly wave on the way to the bus stop was snail /slug surfing for at least 10mtrs before i was wiped out by a furry dog poo.
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When you make a typo, similar to " did the cat get your tongue?".
Hi Jamie, did the snail trapped your nail cos you're typing like a wussy!
When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.
I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!
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When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.
Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!
Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!
Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.
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slug slick/snail slick is the glistened trail of mucus that's left behind when a terrestrial mollusk crosses the sidewalk or garden path way-some microbes love to feast on slick-
Don't step on the slug slick/snail slick, you might invite a colony of microbes in your home