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When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen
Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
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When a man is receiving oral sex, the partner will stop for a brief moment to put on a blind fold, durring this break, the man will then dip his genitalia into a vat of butter and cinnamon, after doing so, the man will suprise the girl by skull fucking her to oblivion.
Harry said he was blue balled the other night, he gave Stacey a surprise churro the next night.
I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.
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A fart with a lump in it. See also Hershey Squirt or Skidder Dribble.
Todd went to break wind during dinner and caught a little bit of Wind Pudding otherwise known as a BM Surprise.
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Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.
I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either
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When doing a girl doggy style, just before you blow your load...You smash a pumpkin over her head! Similar to a donkey punch.
After the Halloween party, I grabbed the jack-o-latern and gave that girl an october surprise.
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When you find out that the person you thought was a dude or a chick turns out to be the opposite. You find out they have a vagina instead of a penis. Therefore, you get a tranny suprise.
Vitale wouldnt show his dick so mary was getting a little worried. She caught him buck naked in the shower and finally saw why he was so secretive and abnormal about showing his dick. He had a little 'tranny surprise' downstairs.
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When you wake up, and discover that a Chinese man is engaging in sexual intercourse with you.
Last night I got a yellow surprise. It scared the crap out of me!
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