Thumb crotch

the awkward piece of skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"dude, my thumb crotch is so itchy."

"i know, so is my penis."

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lego thumbs

That soreness in your thumbs you feel after playing with legos a lot.

I just played with legos for three hours and I have a severe case of lego thumbs!

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Babys Thumb

Small Penis

I put my hand in his pants and was dissapointed to find he was only packing a "Babys Thumb" down there

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Taiwan Thumb

The condition when an entire side of your thumb is covered in ink from sliding it to smudge your name off an official deportation document.

Man, I was able to avoid being forced to extradite to Kyosha, though now I suffer Taiwan Thumb

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rule of thumb

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

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thumb fun

unneccessary use of a cell phone (usually texting) with the thumbs.

q: "Why is SAM being so quiet and looking down?????"

a: "Oh, she's having some thumb fun!!!"

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Thumbs Down

An option on this site that should be available for the pictures too.

Check own the pictures under emo and shocker to see what I mean.

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