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when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over
dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished
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One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.
Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*
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If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet
Must never put a sock in a toaster.
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What you say to someone when you want them to commit suicide by putting a plugged in toaster in their bath while they're in it.
EpicsPotato123:Go commit toaster bath or I'll unfriend you and block you
Jupiter _Kittys: Ha no u
EpicsPotato123:fuc-
National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon
Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day
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The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.
"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"
when you are in the toaster isle with your friends and you launch toasters at each other until all players on the opposing team are dead
Mam im sorry your son has died due to an all out toaster war. im terribly sorry for your loss.